KB: let me show you my vintage early 1900s jar collection. Though I do have a couple that dates back to the late 1800s the ones on this shelf are from the early 1900s.
luigi: ...I thought you collected paintings
KB: all the paintings you see around the hotel have a selling price listed should a buyer be interested, but nothing in my jar collection is for sale.
Luigi: ... is there a name for this? Do other people do this?
KB: Members of the community tend to identify as jarheads.
Luigi: What's the appeal though?
KB: aside from the fact I like the idea of preserving the history of that which preserves... I think.. they make us ghosts feel better about the one thing we lack.
Luigi: what's that?
KB: vessels.
Luigi: ... thank you for showing me this King Boo. it's a-really cool.
KB: Really?
Luigi: Im serious it's very interesting when you explain it like that.
KB: Well if that's all it takes to impress you let me show you my collection of figurines.
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*Luigi turns on the flashlight*
seriously tho great job